Mark bleedin’ Ronson!! We sh*t you not. According to reports in Star Magazine:
“Lindsay told Sam that she’s been feeling more and more maternal in the past few months and she wants to get pregnant. Sam was completely overjoyed, because starting a family with Lindsay is a dream come true for her. They both think that Samantha’s older brother, Mark Ronson, would be the perfect sperm donor.”
Oh dear, we don’t even know where to begin but if this actually happens we’ll eat our shoes, we were going to say hat but we don’t have one so shoes will have to do.
Meanwhile in other Lindsay Lohan news we spotted the ‘soon to be knocked up by Mark Ronson actress’ walking around the set of Ugly Betty in New York chain-smoking cigarettes. Aw, just looking at her makes us feel maternal, she’ll make such a great mummy.