Mr Paparazzi's Blog

Guess who’s ended up showing off far too much of themselves accidentally?

2012-02-13T16:18:00+00:00

When David Beckham launched his H&M underwear range in London, he braved the world’s press fully clothed. This was a smart move, because as Becks knows – sometimes when you wear white pants you can end up showing off a bit more of yourself than you would have liked to.

This unlucky chap ended up doing exactly that yesterday. Any ideas whose chicken nugget this is?

You might not know who The Situation is, if not he’s a reality star over in the US who features in Jersey Shore. But that’s not the point, the point is you can see his willy so let’s all have a laugh at it. Hahahahahahahaha. Maybe it’s a grower not a shower?

P.s. we’ve not idea why he was in his pants and little else, and quite frankly we don’t care.

Miley Cyrus has chopped off her luscious locks..

2012-02-13T15:27:00+00:00

Back in 2009 Miley Cyrus made a big song and dance about quitting Twitter.

In case you don’t remember, she was getting worried that she had started to ‘tweet her pimples’ and she bascially found the whole thing a tad overwhelming.

But the funny thing is, a couple of years later the former Hannah Montana star came crawling back with her tail between her legs when she realised Twitter was actually an extremely useful tool for celebs.

So anyway what has all this got to do with Miley Cyrus chopping off her luscious locks? Well she posted a picture of her new do on Twitter last night and asked her 4.8million followers, ‘You likey?’

So basically, we’re right back where we started. You can expect the pimple pictures to follow shortly.

Sarah Harding’s got herself a new job. You’ll never guess what it is…

2012-02-13T15:15:00+00:00

Actually you probably will because just like every other celebrity at the moment, Sarah Harding has decided to become a reality TV judge.

She’ll be fronting a “talent” show with Chris Moyles, Freddie Flintoff and Louie Spence called Don’t Stop Me Now. It will screen on Sky1 and will see a variety of acts appearing in front of the panel to do… well just about anything really.

The judges will then give their verdicts on the performances, and the studio audience will get to vote for their favourite one via a keypad. Plus they’ll get to choose how the loosing act is voted off – either by being dropped through a trap door or by being shot off stage via a bungee rope.

The bird who does Total Wipe Out – aka Amanda Byram – will be presenting it and speaking about the show recently she said:

“I'm so thrilled to be a part of such a fun, exciting, new talent show.

“We're hoping to find some serious talent along the way, but contestants be warned!

“One bum note or bad joke and your hopes and dreams of success will be literally swept away from you, with a dramatic departure from the show.”

We’re so glad this is being made, after all there aren’t nearly enough reality shows on TV at the moment.

P.s. does anyone else think this sounds a little like Britain’s Got Talent on crack?

Have Kirk Norcross & Frankie Cocozza landed their own reality TV show?

2012-02-13T14:35:00+00:00

We hope not! …Ooops, did we just say that out loud?

Don’t get us wrong, we really like Frankie Cocozza and we even wanted him to win Celebrity Big Brother, but can he really pull off his very own reality TV show? We think not.

And don’t even get us started on Kirk.

However rumours are floating around the Internet that terrible twosome, who are planning to live together in the not so distant future, have been pitching a reality TV idea to various networks.

Frankie told the Daily Star:

“There's loads of TV talk going on at the moment. It will be great.

“Kirk and I on telly together again loving life in our new flat. It'll be all about us getting p****d and pulling fit birds.”

Sounds horrendous.

Meanwhile speaking of Kirk, we caught up with the former TOWIE star t-shirt shopping at the Religion store in London yesterday.

Um wow, this is embarrassing; Jonah Hill’s trousers split open last night…

2012-02-13T12:50:00+00:00

Meryl Streep thought it was pretty embarrassing at the BAFTAs yesterday when her high heel fell off during her trundle to the platform to make her acceptance speech (for Best Actress, obvs), however nothing compares to the embarrassment this wardrobe malfunction must’ve caused for Jonah Hill.

Fortunately or unfortunately, we’re not sure which, the actor seemed blissfully unaware of the fact that his trousers had split wide open around his inner thigh, thereby leaving his hairy leg exposed.

The actor was making his way to an after party for the BAFTAs when we noticed this sartorial gaffe.

Bet you he was torn up inside after he noticed it too. He probably split from the bash straight away. Maybe someone stitched him up?

Alright, we’ll stop now.

Whitney Houston’s daughter hospitalised TWICE since tragic singer’s death…

2012-02-13T12:39:00+00:00

Whitney Houston’s 18-year-old daughter has been rushed to hospital twice since her mother died on Saturday afternoon.

It’s been revealed that Bobbi-Kristina was totally ‘hysterical, exhausted and inconsolable’ when she learned of her mother’s untimely death and concerned friends and family took her to Cedars-Sinai Hospital on Saturday night after fearing she may harm herself.

She was later released only to be stretchered away from the same hotel where Whitney died at 10.30am on Sunday morning after reportedly collapsing.

Again she was released later that day, but friends and family are still concerned for her health and are even considering sending her to rehab.

Meanwhile, it has also been revealed that the night before Whitney died, Bobbi also fell asleep in the bathtub.

Sources claim a friend raised the alarm when the 18-year-old failed to respond when a pal knocked repeatedly on her bathroom door. Security was called and they unlocked the door and helped Bobbi out of the tub. Yikes!

Let’s take a look at the Grammys red carpet outfits shall we?

2012-02-13T12:08:00+00:00

We’d like to be able to compile both the good and the bad red carpet ensembles from last night’s Grammys into two different categories for you to peruse through, but unfortunately there were so few decent outfits on display its impossible for us to do so.

The Grammys tend to be an exercise for those in the world of pop to dress as ridiculously as possible in an attempt to get some press attention and last night was no exception – for some celebrities at least.

Nicki Minaj desperately tried to get tongues wagging by reaching for some good old religious iconography in a bid to be contraversial; she turned up in Catholic garb with a faux Pope hanging off her arm.

Someone called Sasha Gradiva also took a leaf out of Lady GaGa’s book in her ensemble when she arrived looking like a half woman, half robot. Fergie, of Black Eyed Peas fame, simply dressed appallingly, as did model Anne Vyalitsyna and some bird called Bonnie McKee.

On the plus side Rihanna looked quite good and so did Adele and Jessie J. As for everyone else, well we think the work “meh” best sums it up.

Aston Merrygold celebrates his birthday with a boys’ night out…

2012-02-13T11:56:00+00:00

Who needs gals when you’ve got your mates, eh?

Last night JLS hit the town to celebrate Aston Merrygold turning the ripe old age of 24.

24? Is that it? We thought he was older.

Anyhoo, the boyband posted several pictures on Twitter to show what fun they had.

Aston, JB, Oritsé and Marvin started their night sipping wine and dainty looking cupcakes – how fancy – before heading to Aura nightclub to continue the revelry.

And clearly it was a no girls allowed kind of affair as the boys were pictured downing cocktails and generally having whale of a time.