This is the second picture to have been taken from a “hilarious” short comedy sketch featuring Corden and Beckham in aid of comic relief – and come to think of it, it’s probably quite an accurate depiction of what an average evening is like chez Beckham.

Except there’d be a lot less smiling going on inside the real Beckham residence that’s for sure….

Rob Fusari, who launched the law-suit against GaGa on Thursday, alleges the singer denied him his share of song royalties and merchandising revenue, despite the fact that he spent months "radically reshaping her approach" after discovering her “star potential” after watching her play in a bar in New Jersey.

Fusari – who also had a relationship with the Just Dance songstress – also claims that he invented the singer’s “Lady GaGa” stage name and was instrumental in helping her get her first record deal.

Lady GaGa has not yet commented on the lawsuit, but when she does we should imagine she’ll communicate her disdain through the medium of fashion. And won’t that be something to look forward to…

And on their constant mission to rub their grubby little romance in our faces, we caught up with the pair attending the What Goes Around Comes Around Vintage party in LA last night along with Shenae Grimes.

Yes, despite the 17-year age gap between them, these two seem to be completely in love don’t they?! We give it a month, tops…

It was a crafty attempt to conceal your glazed eyes and slurring mouth we’ll give you that, but not quite good enough – better luck next time.

But enough of all that dull stuff, what we want to know is; what do you think of Sarah Jessica Parker’s dress – do you likey? We can’t quite make up our minds.

Anyway, elsewhere at yesterday’s ceremony we also spotted, Amanda Seyfried, Jennifer Lopez, Sam Worthington, Neil Patrick Harris, Vanessa Hudgens and Alex Pettyfer.

Well now her comments have come back to bite her on the bum; the former glamour model has just been ordered to pay Claire “substantial” slander damages for her claims.

After winning damages against Price, Claire Powell – who still manages Peter Andre - told reporters outside of court today that she was “glad” the matter had been resolved adding:

"I didn't really want to be in court but if something bad is said, which is going to trash your reputation, you have to clear your name,"

Katie wasn’t in court today, but her solicitor speaking on her behalf said that the reality star "greatly regrets what has happened”.

We bet she does indeed: those “substantial” damages sound like they’ll be causing a “substantial” dent in Katie’s wallet right around now…

Extreme we know, but they really are horrendous aren’t they? Mind you, her hairstyle wasn’t better either.

Honestly Britney, we know you’ve just gone through a rough patch with your boyfriend Jason Trawick but you could’ve at least combed your hair a little bit before leaving the house, couldn’t you?

For those of you who are already able to guess who this celebrity is, please keep your mouths shut and don’t spoil it for everyone else, and for those of you who are completely gazumped; any ideas who this could be?

Be warned, some of these text messages make for some graphic reading indeed!

According to Joslyn James, a former porn star, Tiger sent her such delightful messages as:

“Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust” not so bad you might think, but wait until you hear this:

“I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little w***. Put my c*** in you’re a** and then shove it down your throat

“You are my f***ing w*** hold you down while i choke you and F*** that a** that i own then im going to tell you to shut the F*** up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise”

In another message he simply asks:

“Where do you want to be bitten?”

Well, he certainly knows how to make a lady feel special doesn’t he?

In his apology the 40-year-old, who was kicked out of the couple’s marital home earlier this week, insisted that 'the vast majority' of the allegations about him were untrue, but admitted:

“There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It's because of my poor judgement that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.”

“This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

You should be so lucky Jesse, you should be so lucky…