Up this week we have Peter Andre’s column in New! magazine where he talks about blubbing on Sky News and describes how he felt when he heard his ex-wife had tied the knot in Vegas:

“I was more shocked when Michael Jackson died” he said.

Then in the red corner we have Alex Reid, who bagged his very own column in Star magazine after his recent Celebrity Big Brother win and he probably decided it was as good a place as any to go on the record and say:

“As I've said all along, I've got no problem with Pete and am not trying to replace him in the kids' lives in any way.”

Earth shattering stuff we’re sure you’ll agree and before you ask 'yes' of course we're joking - Come on boys, spice it up a bit!

The Sun revealed that Vernon sent 23-year-old Rhian a series of flirty texts from his mobile phone along with some direct messages on his Twitter.

“He's never had sex with her, but clearly sending a Page 3 girl sexually suggestive messages is not a wise thing to do.

“He feels pretty stupid about sending them to her now and is obviously worried what Tess is going to say.

“She's just had a second child with him so this is the last thing she'll want to hear.”

Meanwhile, a spokesman for the Family Fortunes presenter admitted Vernon had sent the messages but said:

“They never at any point had a physical sexual relationship.”

Hmmmm.

The doctor pleaded not guilty to the charge and his bail was set at £48,000 and a further hearing in now scheduled for 5th April. If the case goes to trial and Murray is convicted he could face up to four years in prison.

But things are looking up for the wannabe popstar as it’s been reported that Epic, the same label that signed JLS, have approached the cheeky chappy and offered him a “six figure” deal.

A music insider revealed:

“Epic really believe he’s the JLS of this year. They think he has the talent and the longevity needed to make it as a popstar.”

We guess the proof is in the pudding!

No? No, he doesn’t does he, and we don’t really blame him, we’d rather be living it up in LA with Katy Perry as well.

So anyway, we were having a little look at Megan’s one-off advert for Motorola, which was screened during Sunday nights Super Bowl and we couldn’t help but notice that whenever there were close up shots of Megan using the phone it wasn’t her hand.

Well it turns out we weren’t the only ones and while Motorola were probably hoping to set viewers pulses racing with their 30-second ad, which features Megan soaking in a bubble bath, everyone was simply fixated by the fact they used a hand double.

If you’d like to see what all the fuss is about click here.

On Saturday night Cameron and Alex were both spotted enjoying themselves at a pre Super Bowl party in Miami. And when we say ‘enjoying themselves’ we mean A-Rod was sat on a couch watching a ‘tipsy’ Cameron dance by herself.

A fellow reveller told OK! that the Something About Mary actress was being very “fun and flirty” and at one point she was “grinding on ‘A-Rod.”

Aw, sounds like the beginning of something truly beautiful...

The mum of three hopped on the first flight out of town with her three young sons, who will be spending some quality time with their dad when she jets to New York on Thursday for the start of Fashion Week.

Posh – who we spotted out and about in Milan this morning - is planning to showcase her Autumn/Winter 2010 collection, but if reports are to be believed she had better enjoy all this hard work while she can as rumour has it she’s planning to get pregnant later this year.

A friend of the family revealed:

“Louise (Victoria’s sister) has just told everyone she is expecting and Vic has immediately become broody. She and David have always wanted a girl.”

So the plan is to start trying after the World Cup.

But Madge wasn’t heartbroken that their joyful little union had come to an abrupt end as she’s already moved on and bagged herself another fella.

Spanish model Jon Kortajarena crossed paths with Madonna at last weeks premiere for A Single Man and sources claim he “looked slightly uncomfortable with the attention but was, nonetheless, flattered.”

“She has made some enquiries about him and has found out a bit more about some of his future modelling gigs in a bid to use her influence to his advantage.”

Aw, how romantic.