‘In the age of heroes comes the mightiest warrior of them all, Beowulf. After destroying the overpowering demon Grendel, he incurs the undying wrath of the beast’s ruthlessly seductive mother, who will use any means possible to ensure revenge’

And according to our spies the main topic of conversation was Angelina’s computer animated nude scenes after the actress admitted there were moments when she felt shy and exposed as the motion capture technology was so shockingly real:

‘I didn’t expect to come out as much. I didn’t expect it to feel as real!'