If we told you Britney has in her possession a sex tape featuring Paris Hilton what would you say? Actually it’s probably best you don’t answer that. How about if we told you the supposed footage shows Paris enjoying some lesbian action and Britney is threatening to release the tape if Paris keeps being rude to people? Pretty unbelievable huh!? Well believe it baby!! According to reports Britney and her friends have sent Paris a letter to warn her what will happen if she keeps treating people badly. Ha fucking ha this is amazing! How many sex tapes can one girl make? Why the hell does Britney have it? Who’s the other girl?? Woah, we’re practically dizzy from imagining possible scenarios!