Her entire life may just be one big publicity stunt she is the master of creating press for herself, which is why she’s been around for so long. She knows better than anyone that there is no such thing as bad publicity so as the media start to put two and two together could it really be true that all the rumours doing the rounds are just one big publicity stunt cooked up to help sell tickets for her tour? A source recently revealed to the New York Post:

“The supposed scandal about Christopher Ciccone’s book is b*llsh*t. All of this was created to sell tickets for her tour, which hasn’t been selling so well. She actually ghost-wrote parts of it with him, the way Princess Diana helped Andrew Morton write his book on her. That’s why there’s nothing too devastating in Chris’s book. He’s mean to others but not so much to his sister.”

Thank you!! We’ve been saying this for what feels like months!! As soon as we heard ‘Madonna and Guy are going to announce their marriage is over after her tour’ alarm bells were ringing, what’s her tour got to do with it? Absolutely nothing is the answer but she’s got us talking about it. Damn it she’s doing it again.