In fact to cheer ourselves up we’re going to have an early lunch and it’s going to consist entirely of chocolate treats - We’re thinking a Twirl to start, maybe some M&M’s and a hot chocolate to wash it all down. Oh, and maybe some white chocolate as well, hang on, what were talking about again?

That’s right, Ashlee Simpson was helping to promote Hershey’s brand new bite-sized pieces in Time Square yesterday. Speaking after the event she said:

“I have always loved Reese’s Pieces Candy and was excited to learn that bite-sized versions of York, Almond Joy and Hershey’s Special Dark would be making their Pieces Candies debut.

“With my busy schedule, I am constantly on the go and Pieces Candies are great for enjoying anytime.”

Oh, STFU! Are we seriously expected to believe Ashlee Simpson said that off her own back and wasn’t spoon-fed those quotes from a PR? How stupid do they think we are? Oi, you weren’t supposed to answer that.