Lily Allen Is No Longer Neo-Luddite...

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On the 28th September 2009 at 1:04pm Twitter users were united in grief as Lily Allen used the micro-blogging site to declare, “I am a neo-luddite, goodbye.”

Apparently her decision came after boyfriend, Sam Cooper, complained that he wanted to spend time with his girlfriend without one and a half million other people being in the room with them.

But what’s this? Did Lily bump her head and forget all her previous anti Internet remarks when she took a tumble in Australia? Because earlier on today she wrote:

“Hello, I'm back.”

And then as if nothing had happened she added:

“Just got back from aus, and I had a wonderful time. Setting up my new office in London, got some really exciting stuff to share with you so watch this space x xx x”

How bloody bizarre! But wait, there’s more:

“For now though, I'm off to the gym. Went to India over Xmas, and the clarified butter has made its way from my tummy to my thighs eeuuggh.”

Hmmm, are you thinking what we’re thinking? Well tell us what you’re thinking first and we’ll see if it’s the same *listens intently* Yep, we thought she might have split with her boyfriend as well, we’re so glad you agree.

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Posted 02/02/2010 Filed under #Gossip

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1^st

Good for her.

Posted by: Anonymous on 02/02/2010 14:44:19 , report abuse

2^nd

WOOOHOOOOOOOO Lily is awsome. I was GUTTED when she stopped using twitter, and now i am OVER THE MOON that she is back :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D XxXxXxX

Posted by: Lily Allen No.1 Fan (: on 02/02/2010 15:00:31 , report abuse

3^rd

I'm so glad Lily is back! Its been 127 days! I cant wait to see what she has instore for us! and I cant wait to see her at the o2 in March! possibly sooner - depending on what her new project is! Cant wait! I love Lily!!

Posted by: Stacie on 02/02/2010 19:00:02 , report abuse

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Drunken old slapper with cellulite!! Who cares? Oh yeah that's right Stacie on 02/02/2010 19:00:02 who has no life of her own that she actually counts the days some sorry ass problem child hasn't been on Twitter!!!!!!

Posted by: Lily's a fat slapper! on 02/02/2010 22:31:50 , report abuse

5^th

"Hello. I am a mindless bint" perhaps?

Posted by: alfonse ponsypose on 03/02/2010 08:28:12 , report abuse

6^th

I love you n4 couldn't have said it better myself. Lily darling you will NEVER get rid of your thunder thigs and your trunky legs...sorry love - NOW **** OFF

Posted by: Anonymus on 03/02/2010 13:49:12 , report abuse

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Is there thunder in those thighs?

Posted by: Anonymous on 04/02/2010 03:35:17 , report abuse