As the X Factor judge stepped out for a romantic walk with his fiancée for a second day in a row yesterday, Piers said:
“I hope Simon will choose me. I would give the best speech ever about him.
“I have some stories that would make Simon squirm more than ever before. It would be an absolute honour to be asked. I know I would make his day.”
Oh, if you’re fishing for an offer Piers we’re not sure if promising to tell embarrassing stories is the best way to go about it. The Britain’s Got Talent judge also said that since he got with Mezhgan Hussainy, Simon has turned into an absolute pussy – cat, that is.
"He (Cowell) is constantly smiling. He is even being mildly nicer to the contestants... so it's good news all round. I have never seen him this happy."
Nice to contestants?! We never thought we’d see the day…