The Sun revealed that a source close to Sam the man, not to be confused with Sam the woman, Lindsay previous partner, “can’t believe it.”
“A few years ago he lived in Birmingham with his mum and dad. Now he’s dating someone off Hollywood’s A-list.” *spits coffee out*
Hollywood’s A-list?! Mwah ha ha ha ha…. that’s the funniest thing we’ve heard in a very long time, oh dear lord we can’t laughing, oh it hurts, it hurts!