But putting that grim mental image aside for a second, let’s just talk about what Mossy got up to last night, shall we?
Well, the supermodel got all dolled-up, for once, and headed to China Whites with her boyfriend Jamie Hince where the pair were celebrating the first birthday of the special partnership between W Doha Hotel And Residences and The Old Vic Theatre.
And apparently while there Kate really hit off with Hollywood star Kevin Spacey, who’s the artistic director of the Old Vic. In fact the pair got on so well that at one point they were seen having a little dance-off competition together.
Although we’ve never seen Kevin Spacey dance before we should imagine it would be a lot like watching a drunken dad dance at a wedding; so we’re guessing Mossy won that competition hands down…