Our spies just spotted Kelly Brook launching her new range of lingerie in London. How bloody cold must those poor girls be? Anyway, this last month has shown the former Big Breakfast presenters profile go from strength to strength with her own fragrance and underwear range as well as becoming a Strictly Come Dancing extraordinaire. We think it would be fair to say the girl can do no wrong, she could literally sleep with your husband and get a round of applause and the reason we say that is because it is precisely what happened:

‘When my husband Phil told me he had slept with Kelly Brook my heart sank, After all, it wasn't a case of him going off with any old slapper. It was Kelly Brook, one of the most beautiful and desirable women in the country. I can understand why Phil did it. What man wouldn't?’

What man wouldn’t? Erm, we’d prefer not to answer that question.

P.S we should probably point out that this is in reference to an affair that took place years ago.