It was a little under a month ago that we reported that ‘Heather Wont Go Quietly’ but nobody could have ever predicted just how vocal she would end up being. First there was the infamous GMTV interview, next came This Morning and then onto American TV to continue the onslaught. But enough is enough and it now looks like that is Sir Paul’s sentiments exactly as he has contacted his lawyers and asked them to prepare a case for full custody of their daughter Bea:

‘Going for full custody is a last resort but he is really scared for his child. He doesn't feel he has a choice. He also is worried about her being psychologically damaged by their increasingly public divorce.’

God only knows where this will all eventually end but it’s bloody good to watch isn’t it? Fuck reality TV we’ve got Heather and Britney!