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Zuma]
It isn’t exactly hard to work out who this freaky freak is related to, slap on a wig, pluck the eyebrows and hey presto you got Angelina Jolie. Now this is the part where we usually write something witty but that would mean we’d have to look at these pictures for a little bit longer and I’m afraid we just can’t do it, sorry.
P.S We ‘may’ have added the red pupils to the picture, no harm enhancing his creepiness right?
P.P.S Apparently he's not gay, go figure!