Wow, who knew it was possible to be that white, it’s amazing she’s practically see thru. Anyway, our spies just spotted a sullen looking Kelly Osbourne leaving a London hospital wearing a neck brace. Reportedly an injury she sustained whilst performing on the West End stage. It was said to have been so serious that it could have damaged her vocal chords and forced her to back out of her final performance. Get well soon Kelly, make sure you get plenty of rest; after all we couldn’t bare to think of that beautiful voice being permanently damaged. What’s that?? We beg your pardon! No we were not being sarcastic we were being sympathetic how fucking nasty do you think we are? Ok that’s a lie we were being nasty sorry.