Before you read this story you must bare in mind that it is November so there is no way this is an April fools. Okay, you ready? Let’s go, Paris Hilton is going to front a campaign to prevent elephants in India getting drunk. Now we’re just going to let that sink in for a minute. According to Hilton farmers in India ferment their beer and store in their huts allowing the elephants to drink it:
‘The biggest problems are in Assam and Meghalaya. The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them’
Wise words from Miss Hilton, wise, wise words! I don’t know about you guys but we were wondering how much beer it actually takes to get an elephant drunk. What’s that? It takes Jade Goody ten pints! Oh, well it’s probably about the same then.