Tom Cruise Proves He Is An Alien

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Actor Tom Cruise and his wife actress Katie Holmes attend the Museum of the Moving Image Salute to Tom Cruise at New York

Actor Tom Cruise and his wife actress Katie Holmes attend the Museum of the Moving Image Salute to Tom Cruise at New York's Cipriani 42 Street, NEw York, NY 06/11/2007

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You can call us cynical, but when we heard Tom Cruise doesn’t own a phone, wallet, watch or any jewellery for that matter, instead of thinking good on him we immediately thought ‘scientologist freakazoid’. In a recent interview the actor revealed:

‘I have no iPhone, no mobile, no email address, no watch, no jewellery, no wallet. I simply want to be with my children and make movies.’

Children and movies eh?! No mention of Katie then, you know your WIFE! Funny that.

Posted 08/11/2007 Filed under #Gossip

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1^st

Tom Cruise is so disappointing.

Posted by: Erica K. on 08/11/2007 22:51:38 , report abuse

2^nd

Is that a wig or died-hair with a combover?...

Posted by: Epic on 26/01/2008 19:59:19 , report abuse

3^rd

anyway, tom's getting fatter.

Posted by: Anonymous on 27/01/2008 09:36:38 , report abuse

4^th

hahahahah so funny

Posted by: lona on 20/02/2008 09:16:38 , report abuse