Back in September Paris Hilton tried to sue Hallmark for using her image on a greeting card with her trademarked phrase ‘That’s Hot’, yes seriously she got it trademarked so don’t go using it people! Anyway, Hilton apparently tried to claim $500k in damages but you will be glad to hear she didn’t receive a penny, what she did receive was this genius statement:

‘Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist's pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical.’

Over to you Miss Hilton, bet your not feeling so ‘hot’ now!