Let’s be honest – she looked like a totally f-ing arse didn’t she? The gangster pimp hat and jacket were bad enough on their own, but paired with ridiculously baggy trousers! Madge - what were you thinking?
Still at least Madonna wasn’t the only person to dress like a total arse at the party last night – yes we’re talking about you Victoria Beckham, and you Mark Ronson.
Anyway, elsewhere at the star packed hob-nobbing event we also spotted Gwyneth Paltrow (who is rumoured to be “cooling off” her friendship with Madonna following a row), Tracey Enim, Joan Collins and Jo Wood…