Answer: You get two totally desperate people who cavort publicly with each other in a vain attempt to get back into the public limelight.
Yes that’s right everybody – let us introduce you to a brand new “celebrity” coupling which seems to have developed out of a need to get publicity completely out of the blue; Sophie Reade and Dane Bowers.
Being the shy retiring types that they are, Dane and Sophie decided to announce their relationship to the world earlier this week by going on a romantic, quiet date together while in the company of a photographer who took pictures of them while they frolicked with unbridled, unabashed passion in the middle of a park.
Such genuine shows of affection really do bring at tear to your eye, don’t they?