‘I bought daddy’s girlfriend Miss!’ Seriously this story is the most ridiculous thing we’ve heard all day, week, year! Hollywood kids are getting way too wacky, we can’t keep up.

Not content with taking the usual book or latest toy, Lance Armstrong’s daughter took daddy’s girlfriend Ashley Olsen. A source at the school reportedly said:

‘Celebrities do this all the time!'

Well it’s a new one to us! Britney’s kids are too young for school right? Boy if they weren’t, now that would be a show and tell we’d pay to see!