No, that would be very silly - although admittedly it would be a lot more pleasurable than expelling poo/vom.
But still we don’t think Paris Hilton was in the midst of suffering from some horrendous form of illness when we spotted her yesterday in Nice getting champers cascaded down her face and groin.
No, no, no by the looks of it the socialite was having the time of her bloody life as she as she partied all day with her pals spraying expensive fizz everywhere – as if it was nothing more than tap water.
And you see this is where we differ from Paris on a fundamental level; if we’d have been at that party yesterday we would’ve found it impossible to join in with this champagne spraying merriment – in fact we would've probably spend the entire time trying to lick the bar clean in order to soak up as much rogue bubbly as possible. We do hate waste…