And is if all that wasn’t bad enough now Paris has been spotted getting lifted out of her boat in St. Tropez by her bodyguard just so as to avoid getting her cruddy little ballet pumps slightly wet in the sea.
We wouldn’t have minded that so much had it not been for the fact that she then walked along a beach and got her shoes wet and sandy anyway. Honestly, ffs Hilton, you don’t mind showering your trotters in Cristal so what’s wrong with seawater?