‘I’m treating myself to a boob job in three weeks so they’re ripe and ready for Christmas. I’m having smaller implants put in and they’ll be perkier’

It’s also been rumoured that she will be auctioning her previous implants on eBay so if you’ve got a few thousand pounds to spare you could own your very own piece of page three history. Enjoying all this booby talk? Well in that case lets play a game, how many boob related words can you come up with? Okay, we’ll get the ball rolling, norks, tits, jugs, puppies wow this is fun, over to you…