She is a model, she’s not a model, she is a model, she’s not a model. If we had a pound for every time we’d heard someone say ‘I really don’t get what the big deal is about Kate Moss, she’s a bit plain’ then we’d be millionaires and if you don’t get it you’re an idiot. The big deal is, one day she can look like this and we can all laugh and scoff and say things like ‘god she looks rough’ but then before you’ve even finished mocking her she’s stepping out looking every inch the supermodel again. Which is exactly how she looked when our spies just spotted her leaving Cipriani in London after enjoying lunch with best pal Davinia Taylor.

True Fact: Kate Moss's real name is Katherine Ann.