Joan Van Ark Is One Hot Lady

Joan Van Ark attends a Benefit Performance of A.R. Gurney

Joan Van Ark attends a Benefit Performance of A.R. Gurney's 'Love Letters' at Paramount Studios. Hollywood, California, USA. 01/12/2007

[Images: Bauer Griffin]

When these horrific pictures of Joan Van Ark landed in our inbox over the weekend we were initially afraid to post them for the simple fact we had never heard of her and thought she probably had some kind of life threatening disease and while make fun of celebrities is great making fun of dieing celebrities is not that great. But hey it turns out that the life threatening disease is in fact an addiction to surgery so that gives us free reign to slag her off now, right? Can you believe this woman is 64 years old?? She actually turns our stomach and in case you our in any doubt about how truly awful she looks click here to see how she should look!

Posted 04/12/2007 Filed under #Celebrity Bodies

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eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! WRONG!

Posted by: hayley bigson on 04/12/2007 15:58:13 , report abuse

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she looks like death. thats gross.

Posted by: gavin on 04/12/2007 16:00:00 , report abuse

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that makes michael jackson look normal!

Posted by: Anonymous on 04/12/2007 16:09:03 , report abuse

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Eurgh, that looks like what i'd imagine a mummy would look like!

Posted by: Anonymous on 05/12/2007 08:42:42 , report abuse

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I remember her back in the 70's and 80's from the tv series dallas and knots landing, where she looked pretty normal. I have read over the years that she is one of the most addicted 'stars' to plastic surgery and it shows.

Posted by: Di on 05/09/2008 00:22:25 , report abuse

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What a damn shame. She used to be so pretty when I watched her on Knots Landing many years ago. I read once than even back then she was obsessed with her makeup and appearance and was always freaking about how she looked. I don't know wtf happened to her face now, but one thing's for certain, she needs to hire a makeup artist. Stat.

Posted by: imunique on 09/09/2008 05:38:55 , report abuse

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oh my god what has she done she used to be so pretty and natural.

Posted by: anon on 30/11/2008 18:50:19 , report abuse