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Singer Geri Halliwell at the Galaxy British Book Awards held at the Grosvenor House Hotel in London, UK. 09/04/2008

Author JK Rowling and husband Dr Neil Murray at the Galaxy British Book Awards held at the Grosvenor House Hotel in London, UK. 09/04/2008

Singer Alesha Dixon at the Galaxy British Book Awards held at the Grosvenor House Hotel in London, UK. 09/04/2008

Model Abi Titmuss at the Galaxy British Book Awards held at the Grosvenor House Hotel in London, UK. 09/04/2008

[Images: Stefan Reimschuessel]

Geri sweetheart you look positively radiant! You’re in fantastic shape and clearly the new man in your life is putting a smile on your face, but… and it’s kind of a big but….

You remind us of one of those dolls that old people use to cover their toilet rolls!! But don’t worry, you weren’t the only person dressed badly at last nights Galaxy British Book Awards Abi Titmuss looked pretty horrendous as well so it’s not all bad…

Posted 10/04/2008 Filed under #Events

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1^st

ha ha she looks horrendous!

Posted by: jessie on 10/04/2008 11:05:33 , report abuse

2^nd

She Looks Like Tit!!

Posted by: Abz on 10/04/2008 11:13:04 , report abuse

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Bad things always come in threes, Geri Jordan AND Abi Titwank... but seriously, do they expect us to believe they can write books?

Posted by: Johanna on 10/04/2008 11:13:29 , report abuse

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I hate her. She stole my husband once. No-way shes doing it again. I wont let her tear my family apart. Do they all think that i am stupid. Just stay away from my man. Not my husband. No-way. How dare she...

Posted by: Synthia on 10/04/2008 11:48:23 , report abuse

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Are we expected to believe that Abi Titwank actually reads?!

Posted by: Anonymous on 10/04/2008 12:23:13 , report abuse

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you lot are bitchy fucks! im convinced that Johanna is Anon and is using anon as a imaginary friend because the parents HATE her, she has no friends, and bordam is getting to her, so my advice to you is go get a few drinks into you, get some fake confidence, and talk to strangers and TRY and make friends.let me know how you get on! best of luck!

Posted by: Jessica L on 10/04/2008 13:22:53 , report abuse

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LMAO. That Is Hilaire!!!!

Posted by: Abz on 10/04/2008 13:39:17 , report abuse

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Okay Jessica L, let me explain step-by-step what is wrong with what you just said there. 1.) I am not "Anon" because Anon is anybody who doesn't leave a name, DUH! 2.) I already have friends, and we sit here laughing at idiots like you, so "bordam" doesn't get to us much and finally 3.) i know it might be what you and your family does, but I'd rather not binge drink and suck off strangers if it's all the same to you, you dozy slapper! Class dismissed, now STFU

Posted by: Johanna on 10/04/2008 14:15:43 , report abuse

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Johanna stop lying you dont have friends. Thats why your so nasty, its because your bitter because you have not made any friends. Its sad that all you do is slate everything in sight. Who would want to be your friend? I bet your like the female version of Norman Bates!

Posted by: Anonymous on 10/04/2008 15:20:53 , report abuse

10^th

Lmao an Anon is ted bundy lmao

Posted by: Abz on 10/04/2008 15:35:02 , report abuse

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LOL I found that so funny. Someone who spends like all day every day on here trying to accuse me of not having friends just because the "celebrities" on this site are a load of shite! Well it's not my fault they never report on anyone decent is it? Besides, Mr Paparazzi here has practically made his career out of bitching and no-one calls him Norman Bates. Now if you don't mind, some of us have work to do!

Posted by: Johanna on 10/04/2008 15:59:08 , report abuse

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yea we do have work to do. Now you go back to your vodoo doll johanna. And actualy one has a social life. unlike some bitter bitches round here

Posted by: Anonymous on 10/04/2008 16:04:58 , report abuse

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jk rowling looks very nice and her hubby aint bad

Posted by: Anonymous on 10/04/2008 17:10:12 , report abuse

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Johanna, i never saud anything about sucking off strangers so now we know what your profession, so yea you better get back to work! so you STFU!!! (that's really sad by the way!) Twat!

Posted by: Jessica L on 11/04/2008 08:45:47 , report abuse