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1. Madonna’s dress is rank
2. Madonna’s hair looks rank
3. Madonna is a moany old wench
Other celebrities making the most of their lavish surroundings at last nights amfAR's Cinema Against AIDS benefit gala dinner were P Diddy who looked less than impressed with the attention he was getting from Sharon Stone and Natalie Portman who must have told her boyfriend to shave his wildebeest beard off or he wasn’t coming to Cannes..