OMG!! Look who we spotted cavorting with not one, not two, but THREE men in Cannes! It’s only Naomi “slugger” Campbell!! Quite frankly, we thought the only people who were allowed, by law, to come within 10ft of the model had to be dressed head to toe in protective clothing and armed with enough sedatives to knock out a small wilder beast. But how wrong we were…

It’s not been a good week for Naomi Campbell; firstly the volatile model was spotted causing a scene on-board P Diddy’s boat at her own birthday party, and then the super-vixen received news that she will charged over her assault of a member of staff at Heathrow’s T5. Obviously Naomi found comfort in the best way she knows how; in the arms of a man.  After months of being single, Naomi seems to be making up for lost time – last week at the Cannes premiere of Che, Naomi caused tongues to wag by turning up linked arm-in-arm with convicted con artist Christophe Rocancourt.

Then on Friday old “slugger” Campbell was seen nuzzling up to a mystery gentlemen with dark wavy hair in a rather sexy embrace at the Dolce & Gabbana party. But then, as if that wasn’t enough for her, clothes-horse Campbell was seen caressing another man intimately on Sunday night. The model was seen arriving at a restaurant in Cannes with the third gentleman in question, hiding her face under her hair as she quickly entered the building.

Photographers peering into the restaurant saw that Naomi only spent a small proportion of her time actually eating her meal, as she was too busy placing kisses all over her male companion’s face instead.

That is so weird, right? Naomi Campbell ate. What will she do next…