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Who precisely is Donny Tourette and what qualifies him as a celebrity? Well, besides dating Peaches 'my daddy's famous' Geldof. Apparently, he's in The Towers of London a great band that nobody outside of Shoreditch has even heard of!

Posted 04/01/2007 Filed under #Music

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1^st

he is a rock god mr paparazzi twat! thats who he is sunshine!

Posted by: The Moz on 09/04/2007 14:24:46 , report abuse

2^nd

he's a nobody!!

Posted by: screbnits on 05/11/2007 14:35:52 , report abuse

3^rd

love him

Posted by: Anonymous on 28/11/2007 15:11:06 , report abuse

4^th

Me thinks mr donny is on the site...

Posted by: Anonymous on 09/01/2008 00:13:52 , report abuse

5^th

a posh twat who's prolonging the inevitable - working for a friend of daddy's in an investmesnt bank. waste. of. space.

Posted by: peaches on 10/01/2008 17:22:42 , report abuse

6^th

Lmao He's probs one of the best dick'eads he rekons he's well punk bless him! haha.

Posted by: Lauren on 10/01/2008 18:36:20 , report abuse

7^th

He's such a knob! He thinks he's all hardcore punk, but then he went on Big Brother!! What a stinking bastard, if I ever met him I would rinse him out like a hot flannel

Posted by: Lauren on 17/01/2008 22:45:12 , report abuse

8^th

he looks like a girl

Posted by: Anonymous on 28/02/2008 06:42:29 , report abuse

9^th

Hahaha! Hilarious! The first person to comment is bate Donny Tourette! Who in their right mind, apart from him wuld call him a rock god?

Posted by: amused on 07/03/2008 14:09:54 , report abuse

10^th

donny tourette is a jumped up, cross eyed little toss pot who wouldn't understand punk if it spat in his face. apparently he "dicks on the sex pistols"? i'm sorry but wearing a vest with holes in, using vast quantities of hairspray and shouting "oi!" in every "song" you "write" does not a punk rocker make.

Posted by: Amycakes on 10/03/2008 10:40:46 , report abuse

11^th

is this bloke actually breathing, you mean using oxygen to live, what a waste ! shame.