urgh, she bores the s**t out of me

Reese witherspoon looks fugly as usual.

Jake's keeping it low key to keep his "look" for "Prince of Persia" secret,so she's had to wait until she was out alone to tip off the Paps and pose for some "candid" pics. Well she has to keep her name and the Fauxmance in the gossip columns. Makes me puke!

I've seen worse. I hear the kids are in Notting Hill as well with them, ot won't be long before the paps catch up with him for his "candids".

For God sakes this loser who keeps posting about their "Fauxmance" needs STFU.

Jealousy is raging. If she wanted to have publicity, do you think she would have gone without make-up? Your envy is really creepy. Go, Reese! F**k the haters!

How come you rabid RW fans can't see through the phoney facade? She's as genuine as a 9 dollar bill. And she even has the erstwhile intelligent Jake enmeshed in her PR machine,poor deluded boy! Ye gods!

Cupid, If you dislike her so much why do you follow everything she does with such attention? You stalk her fan boards, you visit and post on every single celebrity blog she is featured in. You post repeatedly under different user names. You're bordering on the bizarre and psychotic at this point. Your argument, as usual, makes no sense. This photo proves that she is in London with Jake and the fact there have been several sightings of them together with no photos, not to mention that she is featured here without any make up on, pretty much destroys all your pathetic little theories. These are just more delusions coming from a delusional psycho like you. Something women everywhere should be wary of given your violent outbursts against them on a regular basis. You just refuse to admit what everyone else already knows: Jake and Reese are pretty serious. And you're an immature imbecile who gets off by making stupid, and mostly demented, comments against women for no reason. (It would also seem that the vast majority of people reading this blog - if that poll is any indication - disagrees with you. Those results kind of correspond with pretty much every other poll we've seen as well doesn't it?). I think you have serious issues involving women, I think you should get that checked out buddy before it becomes violent. You're practically a pervert at this point. P.S. Buddy, nobody believes you. It's time to give it up and get a life.

All the hating posts come from the same person. See the times. Four posts in 23 minutes? DO you think they might come from the same nasty, pathetic woman-hater? This person needs help.

The reason that hater post so often is because he wants to make believe that his view is shared by a lot of people, which it is not. Buddy can't even come up with anything original. Just the same old tune, never even a B-side. Personally I love Reese. She's looking good.

She is beautiful with or without makeup!!

sexporn

Ok she's look good, but like 60!

Cupid PR is definitely a cyber stalker. He follows all things Reese. I've seen him before. I know it's him because he basically says the same thing over and over and over again. It's always: Reese is so phoney, blah blah blah. Fauxmance, blah blah blah. Fake as a nine dollar bill, blah blah blah. He was actually a tad original on this last one. Usually he says fake as a three-dollar bill. The fact that he says the same thing and everyone knows who he is and thinks he's either a joke or a total loon pretty much proves that he has issues. You can also know it's him because he thinks he's so clever, but is really stupid. His grammar is terrible and his posts are inane and mostly gibberish. I also agree that he probably has issues involving women given his constant attacks on women. He might be like that guy from Silence of the Lambs, Buffalo Bill. Seriously. Don't they have a name for men who harrass women and make constant obscene and/or offensive statements against them? I just think it's a very weird thing for a man to do. I don't know of a single man, straight or gay, who devotes so much of his time making such negative statements against someone he doesn't know or has never met.

She looks pretty but a little confused.

No kidding, faux-mance man. Turn your RSS feed/XML off and give Reese a rest.

you are a scream!!! I so agree. scared me to see her like that.

How the F did this munter bag Gyllenhaal!!?

You bunch of w+"n&er$ just don't know how wrong you are on so many levels. And the reason RW seems so popular in the poll is because of hysterical mass voting by those silly dried-up trolls at www.gyllenbabble.blogspot.com who get their rose-tinted romantic kicks living their lives vicariously through little Miss Perfect and the guy she's bearding for. And you tell me to get a life,for F**(s sake!

Cupid, you are a moron on so many levels that I think you are clearly beyond professional help at this point. If you don't like her, here's an idea: don't follow her around. It's really that simple. You're kind of weird, guy. Honestly. The reason she wins all these polls is because people like her. No conspiracy. They just like her. She's popular. It's not done to offend you or bring you down. It's just the way it is. The reason you can't see that is because you are delusional. Stop getting all your information from gossip columnists okay? That way you'll never be disappointed again when one of their fictions turns out to be bogus. At least you're being honest about reading gyllenbabble daily. That's the first honest thing you've said yet. But it's kind of an odd thing for someone who hates Jake and Reese to do, but whatever. You're just so weird, man. One final thing, FYI, GLAAD (the alliance for gays and lesbians) recently wrote that, "it is extremely offensive to use the implication of homosexuality as a smear." This was in reference to someone calling Gov. Crist's (Republican of Florida) new fiance his "beard." Maybe you should take note and stop making homophobic references against Jake. Loser.

cupid kind of reminds me of those Japanese soldiers who refused to believe that the war against America was over and lived in caves in some Asian jungle for 40 years. He is truly demented man. DEMENTED. Cupid truly is stupid. He acts like he is so profound, like he has some sort of inside information. He got his "information" from an idiot gossip columnist who wrote it in a blind vice TWO YEARS AGO. Everything else he said about it has already been proven false. Yet our very own stupid cupid thinks he discovered the rosetta stone or something. No one else believes his nonsense, and that very gossip columnist was called out this very week as a liar by no fewer than three other tabloids after getting caught making up stories about Jennifer Garner and Angelina Jolie. Yet stupid cupid still goes around from web site to web site, following Reese Witherspoon around like a demented idiot writing the same three sentences on every post he makes. He truly belongs in a psych ward somewhere. Women reading this blog, beware of this man. He is potentially dangerous to you. He obviously has serious issues involving women.

Hey stupid cupid I have a question for you. Does your organization which houses this "secret information" which only you, and no one else, seems to have about Jake require a secret handshake? Is there a secret knock you use? Grow up boy. Be a man. Stop being a little runt of a boy making constant attacks against women on the internet. That is totally not cool man. Is that how your parents taught you? They taught you to harrass women you don't know online? How ashamed they must be of you.

You Babblers really can't see the hypocrisy of your position can you? You pretend to be so tolerant,some of you even claim to be fans of "Brokeback Mountain" for God's sake and yet you are so terrified that Jake might not be 100% red-blooded heterosexual you spend half your lives trying to prove that he is. You rail against intolerance in other people and yet anyone who can see through the public image RW seeks to promote and disagrees with your view of her is subject to this kind of hysterical,vindictive vitriol which only serves to underline your narrow-mindedness and immaturity. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.