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Actress Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend DJ Sam Ronson enjoy the hot sunny weather, sunbathing and cooling off with some ice lollies, while posing in their bikinis on holiday in Mexico. 30/09/2008

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Yesterday we asked you to come up with a witty caption to accompany this picture of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson on holiday. After careful consideration we are pleased to announce the winner is…

Comment 12: Lyndsay and Samantha both wonder where the batteries are.

Congratulations!

Posted 03/10/2008 Filed under #Features

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1^st

"Sam when i told you to show me your dairy milk, i didn't mean..."

Posted by: Anonymous on 02/10/2008 17:34:53 , report abuse

2^nd

After finally coming out to the world, lindsay lohan and samantha ronson had to improvise when it came to old habits....

Posted by: Anonymous on 02/10/2008 17:42:04 , report abuse

3^rd

wat is this p*nis shaped lolly? sam i told u i only do lesbabons now ...now go back n bring me a grapefruit

Posted by: boo on 02/10/2008 17:52:46 , report abuse

4^th

" I'm so confused....."

Posted by: bb on 02/10/2008 17:47:55 , report abuse

5^th

Mine is bigger than yours.....

Posted by: P on 02/10/2008 17:56:24 , report abuse

6^th

sam:linsay these taste goood..linsdey:shh i thinking of sumthing...sam:wat..linsdey:if these lollies tate as good as what im lokkin at then ...sam :heheeheee....

Posted by: ka on 02/10/2008 17:57:06 , report abuse

7^th

hey lindsey i now have realised why it took u soo long to become a lesbian

Posted by: ka on 02/10/2008 17:58:32 , report abuse

8^th

sam, i no im a lesbian n all but i still miss some of those lil things :D

Posted by: ka on 02/10/2008 17:59:54 , report abuse

9^th

sam where did your p*nis go? Ohh...ohh sorry i forgot your not a guy are you.

Posted by: sophie moss on 02/10/2008 18:08:30 , report abuse

10^th

"Damn Sam you sure sucked that down waaayyy faster than me.. are you sure I'm the one lieing?

Posted by: Meg on 02/10/2008 18:28:21 , report abuse

11^th

Lindsay: "My ice lolly tastes like jizz." Samantha: "What's that taste like?"

Posted by: Anonymous on 02/10/2008 18:37:29 , report abuse

12^th

Lyndsay and Samantha both wonder where the batteries are.

Posted by: slouchy on 02/10/2008 18:43:51 , report abuse

13^th

Calum said he did not like it like that..............

Posted by: Mama Hen on 02/10/2008 18:45:27 , report abuse

14^th

Bonding experiences on the beach. "So basically this is how you suck it. Im so glad you shared that with me. Know we dont miss out on anything!"

Posted by: Dino on 02/10/2008 19:00:57 , report abuse

15^th

Lindsay "Oh how Ive missed you...."

Posted by: bb on 02/10/2008 19:04:55 , report abuse

16^th

smell this ice cream linds. totally smell like a di*k!

Posted by: shiny_pink on 02/10/2008 19:08:49 , report abuse

17^th

Sam: I MIGHT LOOK LIKE A PEPERONI BUT I STILL NOW HOW TO SUCK DOWN TO THE CORE.. LILO: shyt this is how big callum best was!

Posted by: chantelle on 02/10/2008 19:16:50 , report abuse

18^th

"if only herbie could see me now"

Posted by: HERBIE on 02/10/2008 19:20:18 , report abuse

19^th

Sam that's not a dildo. Are you sure you're a lesbian? "Well all you have to do is look at me to realise I like a little bit of carpet now and then" Lindsay: I don't think I'll finish this lolly Sam, It oddly resembles Callum Best's willy, and I've moved on from those days (or so I thought/so I tell the world media since I have no career!)

Posted by: Andrew on 02/10/2008 19:34:38 , report abuse

20^th

Samantha: Is THIS how you do it? Lindsay: Honestly are you that thick? Samantha: I never had much cause sweet cheeks. Lindsay: Well I don't want to forget how just in case I get tired of you lamb chop.

Posted by: Linda on 02/10/2008 19:41:43 , report abuse

21^th

do we both lick at the same time....

Posted by: andrew jubb on 02/10/2008 19:44:44 , report abuse

22^th

The lolly seemed to be bringing back bad memories for Lindsay, she obviously hadnt got over the thought of Calum Bests rabid d**k as much as she had thought.

Posted by: KM on 02/10/2008 19:57:35 , report abuse

23^th

Lindz says, "Sam, does this taste strange to you?" Sam says, "No hun, it all tastes like chicken to me!"

Posted by: Vanessa on 02/10/2008 19:59:54 , report abuse

24^th

Lindsay and Sam the diary I mean dirty Lieing LESBIANS!!

Posted by: Paul H on 02/10/2008 20:07:06 , report abuse

25^th

Sam: Umm, mine doesn't smell like a penis, does yours? Lindsay: I don't know, do you think it tastes like one? I'm scared I may switch teams again if I put it in my mouth, okay I'm gonna try it, don't get jealous baby..It's only a popsicle..

Posted by: Stacie on 02/10/2008 20:21:06 , report abuse

26^th

smells like your a**e Linds....

Posted by: John on 02/10/2008 22:08:50 , report abuse

27^th

It's been soo long Samantha.I barely remember how.

Posted by: jane Szwiec on 02/10/2008 20:29:36 , report abuse

28^th

Look linsay it's easy,just make sure you you don't leave the stick in.

Posted by: peppermint on 02/10/2008 20:37:04 , report abuse

29^th

" Lindsay, If you want people to believe you're a lesbian you have to pretend to care about the earth. I know it's odd but plastic sex toys are non-biodegradable "

Posted by: adam on 02/10/2008 20:44:27 , report abuse

30^th

Sam,,, I Swear this taste Strangely Familar !

Posted by: Vandal on 02/10/2008 20:50:35 , report abuse

31^th

I know you remember how to suck on these Lindsay!!

Posted by: Donna Burch on 02/10/2008 21:12:52 , report abuse

32^th

u gotta lick it till u kick it!!!

Posted by: maria orosz on 02/10/2008 22:00:40 , report abuse

33^th

u already know i dont like to lick sam!!!!ahhh give it a try lindsay...smells like fish but it tastes like chicken.....yummmmmmmmmmmmy!!!!

Posted by: maria orosz on 02/10/2008 22:03:22 , report abuse

34^th

sam: "thanks, mine smells like burning fire crotch now." lindsay: "well mine smells like a girl trying to look like an fugly gay guy." *end scene*

Posted by: gene wells on 02/10/2008 22:07:25 , report abuse

35^th

man: wat the f**k firecrotch: i no!

Posted by: lol's on 03/10/2008 09:07:20 , report abuse

36^th

unfair advantage at least lindsey`s had practice

Posted by: kim grey on 02/10/2008 22:41:26 , report abuse

37^th

lindsey "i have a strange feeling of deja vous"

Posted by: kim grey on 02/10/2008 22:54:10 , report abuse

38^th

how do i do this again ? :/

Posted by: Kate on 02/10/2008 22:58:00 , report abuse

39^th

"Hmm, I just feel like there's something missing in our relationship, but I can't put my finger on it..." "...Yeah, I know what you mean, I've been thinking the same thing...strange..."

Posted by: danielle on 03/10/2008 00:15:07 , report abuse

40^th

"Oh Lindsay! Just suck it...it's a lollipop, god damnit!" "But, but...then they might not think I'm a lesbian! Perhaps, if I just stare at it in confusion?!" :]

Posted by: mambo on 03/10/2008 00:35:58 , report abuse

41^th

Wait....why did I quit these!?

Posted by: shelbs on 03/10/2008 01:15:43 , report abuse

42^th

smells like beef curtains

Posted by: jack on 03/10/2008 04:01:04 , report abuse

43^th

THIS IS FOR SALE USE IT WITHOUT A NEGOTIATED CONTRACT WITH THIS LAWYER I DARE YOU....OR WORDS TO THIS EFFECT THE PERFECT QUOTE IS.....REINVENTION OF THE PARENT TRAP? DON'T MODIFY OR ALTER WITHOUT A CONTRACT WITH ME KMHATTORNEY2008@AOL.COM

Posted by: kathy holton on 03/10/2008 05:45:00 , report abuse

44^th

I-CEE Pole Sticks, Do you?

Posted by: Kylie on 03/10/2008 06:52:18 , report abuse

45^th

Sam: You look confused Lindz, Lindsay: Yea, I think the balls dropped off mine.

Posted by: Kylie on 03/10/2008 06:57:11 , report abuse

46^th

Il faut sniffer ou sucer ?

Posted by: myriam on 03/10/2008 07:42:31 , report abuse

47^th

I don't think I've ever sucked on anything while I was sober. Please show me how this works.

Posted by: B on 03/10/2008 08:06:36 , report abuse

48^th

Lindsay ; go on try it, you might like it!

Posted by: j lye on 03/10/2008 08:09:27 , report abuse

49^th

Yeh . . . mine tastes of tuna too!

Posted by: Keith Lilley on 03/10/2008 09:25:33 , report abuse

50^th

''I havent sucked an ice lolly for ages....''

Posted by: Inky on 03/10/2008 09:42:02 , report abuse

51^th

zorracas!

Posted by: rusty on 03/10/2008 12:03:29 , report abuse

52^th

Sam: 'Do you know how to eat this?' Lindsay: 'No, I don't. Oh, wait, I reme...WHAT'VE I DONE??!!'

Posted by: Europeangrl on 03/10/2008 12:37:18 , report abuse

53^th

Lindsay: 'You really tucked your b*lls in well in that bikini, I can't see a thing'

Posted by: Berniescoot on 03/10/2008 12:54:35 , report abuse

54^th

Damn, it sucks not being able to suck anymore!!!

Posted by: Dany on 03/10/2008 13:34:13 , report abuse

55^th

'Lindsay can't quite believe that Sam is whiter than the mini milk!'

Posted by: rebecca pritchard on 03/10/2008 13:35:39 , report abuse

56^th

Lindsay - I am so confused, what am I supposed to do with this thing?

Posted by: Sue Hattendorf on 03/10/2008 14:17:46 , report abuse

57^th

Lindsay: Sam where have your t*ts gone?

Posted by: Miss Fabulous on 03/10/2008 14:41:51 , report abuse

58^th

Sam: I wish I had one . . . Lindsay: I wish she had one . . .

Posted by: Anonymous on 03/10/2008 14:44:27 , report abuse

59^th

mmmm, much better than a man!!

Posted by: A. Franklin on 03/10/2008 14:59:50 , report abuse

60^th

LIndsay: i dont know what it is i just dont like the shape of this lolly samantha: yeah i see what you mean.

Posted by: hazel on 03/10/2008 15:51:56 , report abuse

61^th

dont forget to sniff before you lick

Posted by: andrew jubb on 03/10/2008 17:28:45 , report abuse

62^th

that's funny

Posted by: beeotch on 03/10/2008 21:49:31 , report abuse

63^th

eewwww! Has it escaped everyone's attention that SAMRO looks pitiful in a bikini?..what happened to her ass? Was there ever one? Stick-thin is not attractive, SAMRO...Linds, you can do SO much better that that skeletal spook.