We just got wind of some results and your going to love this! The judge is (for now) awarding Britney and Kevin with joint custody! 50/50 so we guess it’s hard to distinguish the lesser of two evils, but there are some non-too lenient court demands:
“Based on the evidence presented, the Court
finds that there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances by Petitioner (Spears)”
Holy shit! Who’d have thought Britney took drugs that’s just crazy. Ok, enough of the sarcasm, back to the serious stuff.
“Britney will have to undergo testing for controlled substances and alcohol. The testing shall be conducted twice per week on random dates and times, and the results will be forwarded to the court.” Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha fuck off ! You can’t be serious!! What if Britney stops taking drugs, she wont be fun anymore and we’ll have to find someone else to play with. Hmpf!
There were a ton of other boring demands outlined like having to attend parenting classes, not slagging each other off oh and another good one was that they weren’t allowed to issue corporal punishment on the children. WTF!?