It’s Official We Hate Gwyneth Paltrow!!

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow watching her husband Chris Martin of Coldplay perform on the opening night of their US tour at the Cruzan Ampitheatre. West Palm Beach, Florida, USA. 15/05/2009

[Images: Mr Paparazzi/Big Pictures Words: K. Nice]

If like us you signed up for Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP newsletter then you might have already seen the one she sent out yesterday with the subject line ‘DO’. If that’s the case then you probably know what we’re about to say but don’t spoil it for those lucky people that haven’t signed up for GOOP yet because they don’t know what’s coming.

After reading yesterdays mailout words actually failed us. So who wants to know what wonderful, insightful and truly life altering news Gwyneth ‘holier than thou’ Paltrow wanted to share with us? Well if you’re sitting comfortably we’ll begin:

“As I write this, I am finishing the amazing three-week-long “Clean” detox program detailed below. Designed by New York cardiologist and detoxification specialist Dr. Alejandro Junger, this program allowed me to work and exercise regularly, something I cannot do if I am on a liquid-only detox. I followed it to the letter and I can report that it worked wonders. I feel pure and happy and much lighter (I dropped the extra pounds that I had gained during a majorly fun and delicious “relax and enjoy life phase” about a month ago). I also really enjoyed learning about the incredible health benefits of resting your digestive system, etc. This thing is amazing. And don’t forget to ask your doctor if a cleanse is right for you.

Love,

Gwyneth”

Did that really just happen? Did she actually say a “relax and enjoy life phase”? Mother of God we challenge you to find someone more pretentious. Somebody throw the girl a chocolate brownie please, it might shut her up!

Posted 10/07/2009 Filed under #Celebrity Bodies

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1^st

Oh shut it fish sticks!!!

Posted by: fairy dust on 10/07/2009 14:14:53 , report abuse

2^nd

Detoxing is stupid. It's good to know that she is as superficial as she is stuck up. She is what we don't want ourselves and our daughters to look up too. Cleanse my ass. More like lose weight fast.

Posted by: brenda on 11/07/2009 06:16:32 , report abuse

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I'm sure that as a major actress she has a very busy schedule and must always look perfect when leaving the house, so I imagine relaxing and doing close to nothing and eating whatever you want was a fun time for her, but now its back to the grindstone.

Posted by: Andrea on 11/07/2009 14:27:44 , report abuse

4^th

Sounds like she has the same IQ as Paris Hilton.. Poor Gwynnie, plain as sh*t & only a celeb due to her family.

Posted by: miss mon on 11/07/2009 19:55:28 , report abuse

5^th

I think itis very ugly of her to make a "relax and enjoy lilfe phase" a bad thing. It is revolting actually. I ENCOURAGE everyone to relax and enjoy life.

Posted by: Damon on 11/07/2009 20:24:55 , report abuse