Has Jennifer Aniston Got A New Man?

Jennifer Aniston and Ben Affleck on the set of their new movie

Jennifer Aniston on the set of their new movie

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Course she fucking hasn't and you know why? because that sort of gossip would be way too interesting considering she is the most boring person in the whole world. What she does have is a new film to work on and when you consider that Jennifer Aniston is to film, like salt is to slugs, we can’t wait for this straight to dvd blockbuster also staring Ben Affleck to be released! NOTE: salt kills slugs you fucking idiot! What you’ve never tried it!? Go find a slug right now poor a heap of salt on it and watch it shrivel up and die. God don’t they teach science in school anymore?

Posted 21/09/2007 Filed under #Film

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1^st

fuck u this movies gunna be a hit

Posted by: Nicole on 07/10/2007 02:22:32 , report abuse

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I LOVE Jennifer Aniston. I also love how she doesn't STRIVE for media attention like ever other freaking CELEBRITY!!! She does here JOB, and tries not to let it interfere with her LIFE!!!

Posted by: Kimmee on 06/12/2007 15:54:37 , report abuse

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She always looks miserable!

Posted by: enGAYge on 27/01/2008 11:44:08 , report abuse

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ahhh she's not the most boring

Posted by: Lauren on 27/01/2008 21:03:44 , report abuse

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she's an annoying victim screwing up her best friend's marriage by ALWAYS BEING THERE!!!! she needs to grow up....and CRACK A SMILE! DAMN!

Posted by: isabelle on 30/01/2008 13:51:39 , report abuse

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Whats with all of the swearing and talking crap about slugs!! wierdo!! What would you class as entertaining?? Watching Amy Winehouse Drugged up and killing herself?? I Feel sorry for her. At least Jennifer Aniston has what we call common sense. You think your clever because you know how to kill a slug.

Posted by: Sophie on 26/04/2008 15:25:15 , report abuse

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u all shud get a life dissing jenifer aniston the way u do, she is simply amazin an wudn't u be miserable if a ugli b*st*rd like brad pitt dumps for an even uglier slug like angelina jolie. i feel for jenifer, she's all right an pretty, she's u're average prety lady who unlike cheryle cole does not put too much make up and is not too bosy just so she can be in da lime light. an for cheryl cole dat's whay her husband's cheatin on her....oh yer i went dere, she p**ses me off.

Posted by: mercy on 10/03/2009 15:42:44 , report abuse

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I love jennifer and admire her!! whoever says otherwise is just jealous of her and her success!!!

Posted by: Andrea Scopazzi on 30/03/2009 15:25:09 , report abuse

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"she doesnt strive media attention"pls give me a break how many naked covers of her u need to see or u think she makes those for charity.no no no my friend money and desparation.I am sick of seeng her, without the pretty hair she looks like Jay Leno and she is one dementional actress.

Posted by: ra on 28/09/2009 01:33:50 , report abuse