But what do you do if you’re a male reality TV star and you can’t get your baps out for a lad’s mag? How can you make a bit of dosh?
Well Marcus, or the Irrepressible Dark Horse as he’d like to be known, has come up with a novel way to drum up some cash, he’s selling some Big Brother 10 props on eBay, yes seriously.
For £360 (and rising) you can be the proud owner of an official BB10 jail key, but that’s not the best bit, the best bit is the winning bidder will also receive a personalised abusive letter from Marcus himself.