Reality TV rejects Lisa and Mario looked extremely worse for wear during a night out in Liverpool and when they tried to make their way home they took a nasty tumble, or pulled an attention seeking stunt depending on which way you want to look at it.
Hilarity ensued and after being helped up by a couple of pals Mario bundled his beloved girlfriend (wife?) into the back of a cab and they disappeared off into the night.
Okay, on a scale of one to ten how vile is this couple? They’re absolutely horrendous. Are they even real people?