However if we had to try, a few words which spring to mind are: scrawny, orange and cheap. Think you can come up with some better descriptive terms? Well go right ahead!
And in some totally unrelated news Lindsay has denied reports today, which suggested she’d been dating Sienna Miller’s ex-boyfriend Balthazar Getty.
It had been alleged that the Mean Girls actress and Getty "were all over each other" at a nightclub in Los Angeles recently.
However in an interview with Gossipcop.com Lohan has insisted that these rumours are "not true" and that the pair had just "met for the first time".
She added: "You think I would do that to Sam (Ronson)? I love her."
We’ll take your word for it Lindsay…