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Speaking of which, one of Britain’s top authors Martin Amis took a swipe at Jordan yesterday during a lecture teasing the former glamour model about her fake boobs.
Talking to the crowd about the 31-year-old's best-selling books (which she's already admitted she doesn't actually write) he said:
"She has no waist... an interesting face... but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone."
Wow, that sounds like an amazing quote to put on the back of her new Standing Out book…
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As if Katie would care what that nobody said! I haven't even heard of Martin Amis before, so go crawl back under your rock and stop name dropping Katies to get more publicity!! Team Price, woo.
That dress has just been rolled up to make it look shorter .. Nice pegs though !!!.. Also .. errr . who is looking after princess? I do hope someone was keeping their eyes on her whilst 'mummy' enjoys the limelight ...
Using Pete's children for publicity yet again! And why are her legs about 4 shades darker than the rest of her? Strange!
HA all the people that say Peter uses his kids HAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF IS JORDAN DOING NOW!!!! USING HER KIDS and VERY obviously!!!! Doesnt look very busy does it LOL As for No.1 The bloke is quite famous for writing and won the Somerset Maugham award for his book! AT LEAST he writes his own stuff, WTF is Jordans book about, a whole load of cr*p and she doesnt even write them herself!!!!!!
USING PETES KIDS FOR PUBLICITY AGAIN!!!! WHEN DOES SHE EVER DO ANYTHING THAT DOESNT INCLUDE USING THE KIDS?? WHERE ARE THE FIVE NANNIES?? WHERE IS HARVEY??? SHE IS SUCH A CRAP MOM, SERIOUSLY CRAP!!!
Hahahhah he's got it right....There are many struggling writers out there are so much better than her and have to watch as she gets labelled as a 'best selling author'...the worlds gone crazy
She looks fantastic.
@ No.1 If you were educated or perhaps even slightly cultured, you may have heard of Martin Amis. He actually writes books; he doesn't just put his name onto some ghost writer's work. He doesn't need to attract publicity, unlike Katie.
Comment 8: If i wasn't educated, then i wouldn't be at University studying Biomedical Studies, you moron!
Not surprised that No1 hasn't heard of Martin Amis; you have to actually be able to read proper books to have encountered him. Let's be honest, Krusty's fans wouldn't know what an actual novel was if it hit them in the face.
#1, So cos you've never heard of Martin Amis that means he's unheard of? You've made yourself look a real chump - Go off and read your Beano.
Where is the Hulk - he seems to be keeping a low profile lately
TODAY HAS GOT TO BE A FIRST I THOUGHT SHE WOULD SERIOUSILY TURN UP AT THE BOOK SIGHNING STARKERS TODAY FOR PUBLICITY SO PETE WOULD HAVE TO TALK ABOUT HER TOMORROW ON THIS MORNING (HES PRESENTING IT TOMORROW. ANY WAY WE ALL KNOW KNOW SHES RAVING BONKERS AND A BUNNY BOILER SHE WILL PROBS WILL PULL SOME STUNT TOMORROW GOOD LUCK PETE !!!
using the kids again!
I think Mr Amis has a touch of the green eyed monster about him, or else he wouldn't have gone to so much trouble to belittle her. Although I've never read one of her books, I'm pretty sure they're not just full of pictures of her boobs that other women can "worship" so it's a cheap stupid shot. You can do better than that Amis, or can you? The last good book he wrote was The Rachel Papers and that was about 20 years ago. Perhaps he's looking for a little publicity, and doing a piggy back on Katie. Hey, if it was good enough for Andre!
Where is poor Harvey! I AM SO MOTHER OF THE YEAR NOW!
is She pregnant!
Martin Amis, I could not have put it better myself. But I would have said one huge bag of silicone.
Maggie May, at least Mr Amis can write his own books. KP just gets a ghostwiter in. She's a disgrace to authors who write their own books. Hayley, for someone at uni, you appear to be very immature - grow up!
#1 & 9 - Yeah and I'd stick with Biomedical Studies because your English is abysmal "i haven't even heard of Martin Amis before" - before what? "I am studying biomedical studies" no you are studying biomedics. Geez it's not rocket science......oh but it is biomedical science... heaven help us! You ain't made the grade yet big wig, so pipe down!
they are not just petes kids they are katies aswell i bet katie is sick of all of this she just wants to move on with her life so what if she is going out with alex and wants more kids and get married again?? its not a bloody crime is it i think some people just think its all a joke but its not these are peoples lives you know they are humans to they do the same thing as us lot you just need to give katie a break pete was the one who broek up with her and sending her stupid messages saying he will break alexs legs i dont think so its just all stupid i hope it all calms down soon for katie and the kids !!! i feel sorry for katie to put up with this she aint a bad person and katie does care about her fans so get it right! xxx
number one agree:) princess looks soo cute she has a mini version of katies top:)
i am proud of katie she is wonderdul :) love katie!
At least the book hasnt got a half price sticker on you had to cover! I would hate to have you as a mother! vile b**ch!
Hayley, your comment says everything we need to know about Jordan. "WHO DA EFF IS DIS NOBODY MARTIN AMIS?". Very very funny stuff, I hope you're a parody because if not you are unlikely to make it any further in your life without the help of a carer.
Mister Pap, if Martin Amis was on The Star everyday with exclusive stories about her soul and possibly more being touched by David Beckhamingham sound alikes, etc, then yeh, the whole world would have heard of him. As it is, Amis writes clever and visionary books on political intrigue, Katie just uses books to look "cleva wiv." Me thinks signing the book is the nearest she came to writing the book, but what do I care, I am just a ***MASSIVE KATIE FAN***. And I even got her to sign my book in Lipstick. Or was it Chapstick? Dunno... security was throwing me out at the time... Maybe I just shouldn't have asked her to sign Peter Andres book?
somebody has been teaching junior to touch womens boobies! I thought he was four! I bet his teacher loves that!
is this really a place for children after what happened to leona lewis! Its really wrong!
On the show last night Junior was telling Pete that Katie had taught him to say 'I want to touch Ladies boobies' at the age of four??? what kind of parent is she?? Worst of all she has all taught Junior AND Princess to say ' I want to touch ladies Pee-Pee' WHAT KIND OF MOTHER TEACHES HER 2 AND 4 YEAR OLD THOSE KIND OF THINGS???? IF SOMEONE DOEN'T SORT THIS WRECK OUT SOON THOSE POOR KIDS WILL BE RUINED. WHATS THE BETTING KATIE & ALEX SIT THERE TEACHING THE KIDS RUDE THINGS TO SAY FOR WHEN THEY GO TO PETES. SHE IS A TRAIN WRECK!!!!
1st...too young to know 8th...accomplished Too much all this We all know her & what changed...a little some smart one...open your eyes, mind, ears & heart big lovers of bad...if you are not 100% like her...Grow up!
No.22, your missing the point! We dont hate Katie coz her and Pete split up, we hate Katie for being Katie, she was horrible to Peter through their marriage, had NO respect for him or his feelings, and still to this day she continues to slag him off and cause trouble! She is mean to her friends, we can see that in her show, nothing to do with what the papers write, we have seen the way she is and we dont like her for it! We also dont like her for moving Alex in beofre the bed was cold from Pete and then stops Pete from seeing his own kids and gives the phone to Alex for Alex to tell Pete he CANNOT talk to his OWN children coz HE is the man of the house! Now she gets voted Best authors and she doesnt even write her own books yet there are people who's lives are dedicated to writing and are not getting the recognition they deserve! Need i go on??? Are you getting it now????
just all of you leave her alone katie aint a bad person you all need to stop lisining to the media !
33 how old are you? 12?? Listen Up!! WE HATE KATIE PRICE & WE WILL SAY IT ON HERE EVERYDAY. If you don't like reading it then don't come on!! It's simple!! Cheeky fool trying to tell us what we can say and can't!!
Poor katie getting all this bad press! the paps r gonna turn her in 2 the next break down britney spears! He husband left her and she went out and had fun! Who wouldnt do the same? i would have! Maybe she just wanted to let her hair down for once seen as peter wouldnt let her go out! Peter is an arrogant mong lol! His tv programme is s*** and so is his music! and he doesnt sing live! it's not even really his bloody voice in his songs it's all robotic! Get a grip peter andre fans u'll go off him by this time next year! can u really imagine his next album doing well? he wont have a huge break up story to get the press for it! And his manager is a fat cow to :O)
35 Kimberley!! How dare you call Claire fat when your own friend came on here and told us all you are a bloater who hangs around the pub with your kid in a pram waiting for men to do you down the alletway. Thats why you love Katie because your morals are the same!! Disgusting!
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