Simon Cowell In Crisis Talks As Jedward Are Caught Watching Porn...

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Pandemonium has descended upon the X Factor house – or at least that’s what the News Of The World claims today anyway.

Apparently Simon Cowell has been called in for “crisis talks” about how to look after the “out of control” housemates who have been “running riot” in their north London pad. Some housemates, it’s claimed, are said to be at “breaking point”.

Anxious of a SuBo style breakdown, Simon is now said to be taking desperate steps to rectify the problem.

According to the report events reached a head earlier this week after cheeky twins John and Edward were caught giggling together while watching porn *vomits*, and two of the housemates, it’s been discovered, having been exchanging saucy texts.

Oh we wonder who that could be?! *coughs Stacey and Olly coughs*. A show insider commented:

"Simon knows he has a duty of care to these youngsters and is determined to stamp the problems out NOW."

Consequently Cowell has decided to shake-things up next year by dividing the sexes into two different houses, and he’s even considering hiring a no-nonsense matron to sort the contestants out.

Saucy text messages and porn eh? What a crazy bunch…

Posted 15/11/2009 Filed under #XFACTOR

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GAY PORN...

Posted by: Team Pricey on 15/11/2009 14:18:18 , report abuse

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wow the boys watch porn, how many of you haven't watched it *yawn*

Posted by: janet on 15/11/2009 14:22:21 , report abuse

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I think Simon should start at home telling people how to behave by telling Cheryl and Louis to stop telling people to SHUT UP and GO AWAY on air,there are a lot of young impressional kiddies watching and I was gob smacked when Cheryl told Simon to shut up on Sat then turned to Louis and said go away.Simon might be frank and we expect that,but he is always respectful of his elders and Cheryl should be too....

Posted by: Anonymous on 15/11/2009 14:29:09 , report abuse

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john and edward - what rascals! : )

Posted by: Tanya Cody on 15/11/2009 15:01:43 , report abuse

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Porn? Wow im so shocked. Not. Separate them into sexes? Hmm, Stacey is the only girl left sooo she would be living on her own. I doubt that would happen. And to number 3, Cheryl is friends with Louis and Simon. What is wrong with telling them to shut up, in a jokey way when she's trying to talk? My friends and I say it all the time. Sometimes worse. Its not exactly rude when its to your friends.

Posted by: Anonymous on 15/11/2009 15:11:52 , report abuse

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Comment 5 if you have children,you will know that they repeat everything that they hear and they would not know that Cheryl and Simon are friends, also you and your friends are not on the telly being idolised by millions.

Posted by: Anonymous on 15/11/2009 15:39:37 , report abuse

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I hardly think splitting the sexes up will stop the romance, ahem...

Posted by: Rachel on 15/11/2009 16:15:27 , report abuse

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To be honest i think its a bit strange, Aswel simons in the wrong for sending home lucie, he said if john an edward win the he would leave the country, so he kept them in WHAT A WIERDO! Boys i think that they should get sent out

Posted by: Jessie on 15/11/2009 16:34:21 , report abuse

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I would hardly call that out of control..i'd call that being normal human beings..which they are x

Posted by: Leaceypie on 15/11/2009 16:44:35 , report abuse

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I WANT TO LOSE JOHN. EDWARD OUT AND I WANT TO WIN IS JAMIE REALLY GREAT ROCK STAR AND LOUIS WALSH IS OUT OFF ORDER ABOUT JAMIE AND PLEASE CAN YOU MAKE JOHN AND EDWARD GO OUT OFF THE X FACTOR PLEASE, JAMIE IS THE BEST SINGER

Posted by: VICKI SMITH on 15/11/2009 18:23:38 , report abuse

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the two eggheads have made us lose some good singers over children voteing for them if ihope not they win ill never have it on a gaine come on jamie lionel felton b ham

Posted by: lionel felton on 15/11/2009 18:57:21 , report abuse

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the two eggheads have made us lose some good singers over children voteing for them if ihope not they win ill never have it on a gaine come on jamie lionel felton b ham

Posted by: lionel felton on 15/11/2009 18:57:24 , report abuse

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so what there only human a bit of porn is fine.looking at it is relaxng!

Posted by: anthony on 15/11/2009 19:17:41 , report abuse

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It's twincest to watch porn with youre identical brother...

Posted by: Barry on 15/11/2009 19:35:00 , report abuse

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18 year old lads having a giggle at porn on the 'net? Wow, the end of the world is nigh!! Their singing is much more shocking ...

Posted by: RLH on 15/11/2009 20:42:54 , report abuse

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i think that they should stop worrying about silly things like porn and get them to little germlins off the x factor i watch every year and this year is the first time i feel sick watching my tele whats going on just kick them out!!!

Posted by: notknown on 15/11/2009 22:57:50 , report abuse

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ROFL this story made me laugh .. so what.. alot of people do that stuff anyway so i dont see why they shouldnt do it in the house.. LOL

Posted by: Anonymous on 16/11/2009 10:06:46 , report abuse

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well dividing the sexes, if anything, won't certainly make things better...i bet the boys' house will be a brothel with everyone having sex with one another!

Posted by: Anonymous on 17/11/2009 08:51:31 , report abuse

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omg i luv them both and i rly wona go and c them and i want them to win and i rly wona go out wiv JOHN and omg there fit woooooooooooooooooooooooo

Posted by: Anonymous on 17/11/2009 14:15:16 , report abuse

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"wow the boys watch porn, how many of you haven't watched it *yawn*" yeah but how many of us have watched it with siblings?!

Posted by: Tom on 17/11/2009 20:18:32 , report abuse

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watching it together probably

Posted by: Anonymous on 17/11/2009 20:53:53 , report abuse

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get the jeds out,they cannot sing anyway

Posted by: jo on 21/11/2009 16:54:28 , report abuse

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their 17, what do you expect them to be doing?

Posted by: rose on 18/12/2009 07:37:59 , report abuse

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Jedward are: amazing, talented, good looking, young & hilarious.

Posted by: Anonymous on 29/12/2009 23:39:05 , report abuse

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I don't think that Cheryl telling Simon and Louis to "shut up" is that big of a deal. Last year in 2008 X Factor final show (the day Alexandra Burke won) Cheryl was wearing a very low cut dress and I remember thinking that she is not being a good role model for young girls with dresses like that. This year in 2009 she has toned it down.

Posted by: Thatsswell on 10/01/2010 07:16:55 , report abuse

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dont be tight jedward are AWSOME! and fit lol x

Posted by: Anonymous on 17/03/2010 20:27:11 , report abuse