It’s being reported that Britney Spears is holding open auditions for dancers for her new video and upcoming tour. Hold the phone, Britney has an upcoming tour? First we’ve heard of it, does anyone know where this spectacular meltdown will be taking place? We’d pay big bucks for some front row seats!! Hang on what were we talking about? Sorry, we got distracted, so Britney is holding an open casting at the Millennium Dance Studio between 5-9pm tonight so get your arses down there. What do you mean you can’t dance? As if that matters! You have heard of Britney right?