The loved up couple had just flown home after enjoying a romantic break at a five star hotel in Mexico where fellow holidaymakers claim:

“They were literally all over each other. He was kissing her and touching her. I don’t think he even looked at anything else all day – he was fixated with the girl.”

“Other people round the pool didn’t know where to look. If they had been on their own I reckon they would have gone the whole hog and had sex there and then!”

Ew, that sounds gross, you can forget what we said earlier about feeling mushy, we take it back.