The live X-Factor shows started this weekend and we think its fair to say this years acts are officially crap. The only good performance was last year’s winner Leona Lewis. Simon joked she should come back this year to which Dermot replied ‘she can’t win twice!’ to which Simon responded, with a desperate tone ‘oh yes she can!’

The other high point was Sharon storming off after two of her three acts were forced to sing for survival but we aren’t going to bother boring you with the details, as you know as well as us that she’ll be back next week.