As she arrived and waited to be seen she Tweeted, “Hope I don’t have any cavities :(” and then an hour later she wrote:
“I got some good news from the Dentist and some bad news. The good news is that I have No Cavities. The bad news is my wisdom teeth grew in.
“So he said I have to get my wisdom teeth removed soon. So scared, I heard it is so painful during the recovery process :( This is brutal.”
Now we’re tempted to write a joke about Paris having no wisdom or losing her wisdom or something along those lines, but we’ve got a feeling it wont be very funny.
Instead we’ll tell you that when she left the nasty dentist she was surprised at the number of paps that appeared “out of nowhere.”
In fact she was so surprised that she decided to take a picture on her phone and post it on her Twitter and when she got home she wrote:
“So crazy, I just got home and the pics they just shot of me at the dentist office 10 mins ago are already up on the net. They move fast!”
Ah bless her cotton socks.