Never one to miss a good business opportunity, Paris has bought shares in the Cryonics Institute, a science company that freezes and preserves you when you die! According to my insiders, the first Hilton to test out this revolutionary science will be doggy Tinkerbell, as she is on her last legs. Okay can we please just take a minute to digest this information? Paris Hilton is planning on being around forever? OMFG!!