Now there’s a headline you don’t get to write very often, unfortunately.

Frankly we don’t think we need to any more details about this story after a title like that, but we will nonetheless.

So, apparently Robert Pattinson got rather flustered and angry during a photoshoot with a French magazine recently as things got a little too steamy.

According to a barely believable website over in the US, the actor had been told the shoot would be racy and agreed to doing it, however soon became uncomfortable. A source said:

“Rob was asked to pose bare chested with a sexy blonde model, who happened to be topless as well,” a source on set told the online tabloid.  ”He did his best Blue Steel for the camera as the girl snaked all over his body, nibbling his earlobes, kissing his face and neck and pressing her bare boobs against him, but you could see he was uncomfortable with it.”

Things took a turn for the worse however when the hot, sexy model liked his nipples. The source added:

“Toward the end of the shot the photographer instructed the model to lick Rob’s nipples! That was the kiss of death — Rob called cut and went in his dressing room and made a phone call. But, he did come back a few minutes later to finish off the photo session, so everyone thought it was all good.”

So wait a second, after she tongued his pepperoni slices Rob had to run into the bathroom to make a urgent "phone call”? Are we sure that’s what he was really doing in there?

Find out more in the video above.

As we all know, on the one hand the Cannes Film Festival is about films. But on the other hand - and let’s be honest this is the more important hand - the festival is about being seen in the right places, with the right people in the right outfit.

So as we prepare ourselves for the onslaught of glitz, glam and red carpet style that Cannes provides us with every year, Diane Kruger has kindly kicked off proceedings by arriving for the judge’s opening ceremony (she’s on the jury this year alongside Ewen McGregor and others) in this bizarre, small dress.

Frankly we can’t decided whether we love or hate the frock, which essentially looks a bit like a piece of tent made into a dress.

...No, having thought about it for longer we’ve decided we hate it – but what say you?

As we were saying earlier, let’s not jump to conclusions and assume that Katie Price is going to marry her fiancé Leandro Penna while in Las Vegas where they’ve just jetted for a holiday.

Instead, let’s take a look at these heart-warming pictures of the two when they went on another holiday very recently to celebrate their engagement.

In the pics the two soon-to-be married (possibly in Vegas) lovebirds are seen cuddling up during a safari trip in Africa, and of course Jords couldn’t resist having an obligatory flash of her engagement ring to the cameras at the same time.

We think your sentiments on the gem can be aptly summed up by the words of one of our colleagues who looked at these pictures and said:

“That ring really is something else.”

And if you needed us to clarify – they weren’t saying that in a good way. In fact we’re sure they spat a bit as they said it.

We know you’ve probably been worrying about whether or not Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez get along, so now we can put you at ease.

Yes, they love each other, at least they put on a good show that they do. Cameron and Jennifer appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres show to discuss their new film What To Expect When You’re Expecting and to put the catfight rumours to bed.

Speaking about magazine reports, Cameron said: 'They made [rumours] up about us on this movie ...that we wouldn’t talk to each other and there were all these cat fights...’
'I was like, "I haven’t even seen her yet...give us a chance to get in the room," Jennifer added.

While J-Lo admitted that she loves reading the gossip mags, Cameron revealed she really dislikes them, saying:  'It gives me that ugly feeling inside. It makes my stomach turn a little bit  when they make up stuff like with this movie when they said we wouldn't talk to each other.'

Even though she likes seeing what other people are wearing, Jennifer agrees that she has been misquoted a lot in the press recently.

She said: 'They say that I want to adopt and I had depression when I had babies - none of that's really true,

'It's when your hormones drop and you get very emotional. I was crying and thought 'the babies don't love me, I think they love the nurse because I found it difficult to hold them at the same time because I was all stitched up because I had a C-Section,

'I picked up the book (What To Expect When You’re Expecting) and it's like: "You might be feeling very emotional today." I said, "Yes, I am. That's what's happening to me right now." So those are the two stories that people ran away with a little bit.'

Cameron, who isn’t a mother yet, opened up about her desire to have a family:

'I love children and have three nieces and a nephew I adore. I would love to have my own family, however that comes to me - whether I adopt, or do it on my own. I just leave it to fate.

'If I didn't have a child in my life, I wouldn't feel I'd done something wrong. I have no regrets. That's how I like to live my life.'

Yeah it’d have been a much more interesting interview if they didn’t get along. 

Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen has been going to all sorts of lengths to promote his latest comedy The Dictator – the latest being falling off a camel in front of a packed crowd at the Cannes film festival.

The former Ali G star also turned heads last week when he arrived at the London premiere of the movie on a tank, plus he made headlines a few months ago when he chucked ash over Ryan Seacrest on the Oscars red carpet while in the guise of his The Dictator character.

He certainly knows how to get written about, but do these kind of stunts actually make us want to watch the film? Not really.

>>>> WATCH A VIDEO OF SACHA'S NEAR MISHAP IN CANNES HERE <<<<

We caught up with Peter Andre a short while ago leaving the This Morning studios.

The reality star went on the show to discuss his brother’s cancer, as well as his latest TV show.

Pete also took the chance to announce he is putting on a charity ball on September 19^th in aid of cancer research.

With tears brimming in his eyes Pete opened up about his brother’s cancer treatment, he said: “Last night he started his third bout of chemo.  We were all with him in the hospital last night and hopefully this will be the last round.

“Then they do the big scan on the 28^th May and we’re hoping we’re going to get great news. I’ve already booked him a holiday for the 2^nd June. That’s how confident I am that he’s going to be fine and we are all going to go away together.”

Meanwhile Peter is busy with his various other projects, in particular his new show, Bad Boyfriend Club.

But don’t worry it’s not going to be Pete preaching to people about how to be a good boyfriend, he’s their ‘shoulder to cry on’ because he admits: “I aint exactly doing well in relationships.”

And why will they need a shoulder to cry on? Well, the show apparently involves giving the bad boyfriends electric shocks when they do something wrong. Crikey.

Speaking of shocks, judging by his hair earlier today it looks like he’s had one or two himself. 

As if the pressure of that new X Factor USA job wasn’t enough for Britney Spears, now Jennifer Lopez has decided to add to it by saying how bloody scary live TV is.

“I feel a little scared for them, because I was scared when I started” said Jennifer when asked how she felt about Britney and Demi Lovato’s appointment as X Factor judges.

“It’s live TV – there’s a lot of pressure that goes with it – but I think they’ll do great.”

When asked if she had an advice for the two, she replied:

“Just be yourself. I think it’s just about really being your true self, not trying to be something that you’re not.”

Hmnmm, that might be a little tricky for Britney Spears these days. We’re not even sure if she knows who she is anymore.

Find out more in the video above.

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The Summertime Ball 2012 starring Katy Perry, Justin Bieber and Coldplay has now sold out.

But don't worry if you haven’t got your ticket yet, Capital FM and Vodafone are delighted to announce the ‘Take Your Seats’ competition.

In the draw there are Golden Circle tickets to the Ball, as well as lots of amazing goodies to be won.

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Someone tell us it’s April Fools day? Bugger, it’s May isn’t it?

Alright, someone pinch us because we must still be asleep and having some hideous nightmare.

No? Well in that case this news about Alex Reid releasing his debut single is true, which means the apocalypse must be due any day now.

The cagefighter took to his official website (he’s got an official website? Oh Jesus Christ) to confirm his tune – called “Stadust” (a subject we imagine Alex knows little about) – will be available to download from June 1st.

"YES!! Alex Reid CAN SING!"

"His debut single "STARDUST" pre-releases on 1st JUNE. It's an uptempo summer anthem that's guarented to make you feel good! Available at all online music stores including iTunes." (sic).

Since when has Alex Reid started talking in the third person? And judging by the fact he can’t even spell ‘guarented’ correctly (it's actually 'guaranteed' Alex FYI) we’re taking this as only further confirmation that his song will not “make you feel good” at all. In fact quite the opposite we should imagine.

Us, judgemental? Never.

The last time Katie Price went on a spontaneous holiday to Las Vegas, she ended up married to a cagefighter.

So, you can imagine what kind of conclusions we immediately jumped to when we saw that the reality star was in Sin City once again, this time with Leandro Penna who she recently got engaged to.

But let’s not jump the gun here, judging by this snap posted by Leandro on Twitter the pair are just having fun in the city with their pals. Then again anything is possible in the world of Jordan so let’s not dismiss the idea entirely.

Mind you, since Katie has already done the whole Vegas wedding thing, we’d like to think that for her next nuptials she’d have something slightly more original up her wizard’s sleeve. Beach wedding perhaps? She hasn’t done that yet has she? To be honest we can’t be entirely sure anymore.

What husband is she on again?