Speaking about Cheryl’s comments on last week’s show, the 80s popstar said that Danyl has been unable to cope with the recent criticism about his personality. In an interview with the News of The World she said:

“It’s outrageous for Cheryl to target him personally. It’s out of order and just mean. There is nothing to justify these comments that he’s not likeable, that he’s not a nice person, that he’s a horrible guy.”

“Not everyone can turn you on and be your favourite, but to show your personal distaste just because you don’t like the person they are is quite hideous. It’s not fair.”

Sinitta then added:

“He (Danyl) had all the Susan Boyle-type hype and people were going crazy about him. Then he’s had to put up with being vilified and told he’s more hated than Hitler.”

Um, we think that’s a bit extreme Sinitta but we get your point. So, was Cheryl wrong to voice her opinions about Danyl when he was in a visibly depressed state, or do you think Sinitta should just mind her own bloody business? Discuss...

But despite the fact that her Circus tour hasn’t even kicked off yet Down Under, it seems as though some Australians have already began grumbling at the prospect of seeing Britney mime for over an hour after shelling out hundreds of dollars for tickets to see her show.

In fact some Aussies have got so stirred about Britney’s lip-syncing that the Australian government are now considering enforcing new laws which will ensure that artists notify their fans, on tickets and in adverts, if they’re going to mime. In an interview Virginia Judge, Fair Trading minister in Oz, said:

"Sydneysiders would not tolerate a Mickey Mouse performance... let's be clear, live means live - if you are spending up to 200 Australian dollars, I think you deserve better than a film clip."

Yeah, but you get to see Britney! Surely that sight alone is worth the money alone? What do you mean ‘no it is isn’t’?

Yes we get it, you’re in love, you can’t get enough of each other blah, blah, blah.

Anyway in related news, Russell Brand is considering cutting off his famous locks apparently in a bid to secure better movie roles.

"I can't keep always playing long-haired, scruffy men, otherwise my career would be limited” he said.

"I was hoping one day to play Napoleon, but I can't play Napoleon as this shaggy-haired, bearded raconteur."

So when is Russ planning to go for the chop then? Well apparently he’ll be giving himself a drastic cut before starring in the remake of Dudley Moore’s film Arthur. Speaking about the role recently Brand said:

"Arthur is still an alcoholic billionaire playboy and I'll be getting a bit of a haircut for that. You have to move on... I think I'm ready for transformation."

Yes but we don’t think we are! Are you?

Katie was seen hurrying into an A&E department in Surrey about an hour ago shortly after she’d collected the 4-year-old from nursery. Hopefully it’s nothing serious, but we’ll let you know as soon as we hear anything…

We’re not too sure what Pammie’s new fragrance smells like, but based on the expression on the man’s face standing directly behind the former Baywatch star (see above) as she sprayed herself with the new scent yesterday – we certainly won’t be purchasing any.  

Meanwhile Pamela has admitted that her kids love living in the trailer park they’ve been forced to move into as their house is being renovated.

“I’m living in the trailer that I have in Malibu which I normally use as my guest house where all my motorcycles, surfboards and all the fun stuff for the kids is kept,” said the actress recently.

“But now that we are in there the kids don’t want to leave. Even though my house is almost done and we are getting through this contractor hell.”

And by “contractor hell” we’re assuming Pammie is referring to that massive amount of money the contractors are suing her for which she’s allegedly unable to pay due to financial difficulties.

It’s fortunate then that her kids are comfortable in that trailer; they may be there for a few months longer yet…

Meanwhile reports suggest that desperate ITV bosses have allegedly offered Katie £450,000 to star in the new series of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here – the reality series in which she first met her now ex-husband Peter Andre in 2004.

According to a show insider, the former glamour model will be jetted into the jungle unannounced after the other contestants arrive for the start of the show next week. A source said:

“It will at least be not on the first night and she will enter the jungle unannounced. It is very cheeky and very bold.”

“This would be the first time ever someone has gone back in. I am sure the advantage of it is that it will keep her on the front page day after day for two-and-a-half weeks without actually having to do anything. And it is absolute ratings dynamite.”

Also rumoured to be appearing on the series this year are Samantha Fox and Vinnie Jones. So do you reckon it’s a good idea if Jordan goes back on I’m A Celeb…